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Plumbing Jokes A Collections Of The Best Plumbing Jokes

November 26th, 2011 by gtowsley Leave a reply »

We have compiled a list of our favorite plumbing jokes. Add a comment below this post with your favorite plumbing joke. If we add your plumbing  joke, you will be entered into our iPad giveaway contest

Plumbing Jokes

Plumbing Jokes

I once worked with a plumber in New York City that said, ‘Every time you flush your toilet you’re putting food in my family’s mouth.


What’s the difference between a doctor and a plumber?
A doctor washes his hands AFTER he has gone potty, but a plumber washes his hands BEFORE he goes potty.


 Your crap is my family’s bread & butter.


A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are lawyers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, “Oh, he’s a plumber. Someone had to pay for all the others educations.


 A good flush beats a full house every time.


A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak…and fix it also!


In what way is a Doctor & Plumber alike? They both bury their mistakes.


Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on…..


How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three…A boss to tell a plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.  Two…One to get the beer and one to call the electrician.


A local doctor called us out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked. He insisted that it was urgent and that we attend immediately. Upon arrival we lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said ‘If it’s still there in the morning, give us another ring.’”


Plumbing is the only profession where you’ll hear your boss say, “Be sure your ‘joints’ have lots of ‘Dope’ in them!”


There was a story of a plumber being called to a doctor’s home to do some work. After working for about an hour, the plumber gave the M.D. a bill for $200. The doctor said, “Good Gracious Man! I have been to medical school and residency and have been practicing medicine for over 20 years and I can’t charge that kind of money!” The plumber smiled and said, “Yeah, I couldn’t either when I was in practice.

Comment below or contact us with your favorite plumbing joke. If we print your plumbing joke on this post, we will write a dedicated blog post about you and your business. Also, if we publish your plumbing joke, you will be entered into our iPad giveaway contest.

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