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Funny Plumbing Slogans

March 18th, 2013 by gtowsley Leave a reply »


The ability to do a job well and see the humor in things makes for a great plumber. Plumbers are hard workers and for the most part are great sports when it comes to the humorous aspects of plumbing. When it comes to plumbing slogans for your plumbing business, capitalizing on some of the funnier aspects of the plumbing business not only makes for a catchy memorable slogan but it also serves to boost morale. We have decided to compile a list of some of the funniest and most creative plumbing slogans. We hope you find these plumbing slogans as humorous as we do!

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Cheez Burger,, 03/18/2013

  • “We repair what your husband fixed”
  • “A good flush beats a full house”
  • “Don’t sleep with a drip, call your plumber”
  • “We’re #1 in the #2 business”
  • “Professional, affordable and we always leave the seat down”
  • “Call us when your backed up”
  • “Got a leak, I’ll take a peek”
  • “Plumbers do it at the crack of dawn”
  • “We’re plumb crazy”
  • “24/7 plumbing, we show up”
  • “All cisterns go”
  • “The best place to take your leaks”
  • “iplumb”
  • “Plumbers have pipe dreams’
  • “We won’t drain your checkbook”
  • “Our reputation has leaked out”
  • “If it weren’t for us, you’d have no place to go”
  • “If water runs through it, we do it”
  • “Call the best, flush the rest”


A good plumbing slogan is a great way to market your plumbing business. Potential customers will remember cleaver and funny plumbing slogans when they find themselves in need of a plumber. Remember to keep your plumbing slogan funny, catchy, and respectful. You can use your plumbing slogan anywhere: on your work vehicles, business cards, printed ads, social media sites, and promotional pieces. Having a great plumbing slogan will help you grow plumbing business and bring a little humor to your profession.



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