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Great Plumbing Jokes!

June 19th, 2013 by gtowsley Leave a reply »

 Every now and then we like to share some of the funniest plumbing jokes we come across. Plumbing jokes offer great comic relief during the a stressful day and are a great way to lighten the mood. Here are a few of our new favorite plumbing jokes. We hope these plumbing jokes give you a good chuckle!


  • There just happened to be a lawyer convention and a plumber convention in Oregon at the same time. There was a party of three plumbers and three lawyers leaving California and taking the train to the conventions. As they were standing in line for tickets, the lawyers noticed that the plumbers only bought one ticket. The lawyers bought their three tickets and boarded the train but watched the plumbers to see how they were going to get by with only one ticket.

After boarding, the three plumbers squeezed into a restroom. Finally the porter came by and knocked on the door as he said, “Ticket please”. The door cracked open and an arm reached out and gave the porter the ticket.

After the conventions, the lawyers decided to do the same thing so they only purchased one ticket. However they noticed the plumbers didn’t purchase any tickets at all. They weren’t too concerned though because -hey- they were saving some bucks right? Well, they all boarded the train and the lawyers packed into a tiny restroom. After a few minutes, one of the plumbers came by and knocked on the door saying, “Ticket please.”


  • How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (We have 2 possible answers for this plumbing joke)

 Three – A boss to tell the plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, and a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.

 Two- A plumber to get the beer and a plumber to call the electrician


  • A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too!


  • Plumbing is the only profession where you will here “Be sure your joints have lots of dope in them”


  •  A local doctor called a plumber out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked. He insisted that it was urgent and needed to be attended to immediately. Upon arrival the plumber lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said ‘If it’s still there in the morning, give us another ring.’


  • Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on…..”


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We hope you found these plumbing jokes as funny as we did! Do you have any funny plumbing jokes? Comment your funny plumbing jokes below! For more funny plumbing jokes please visit

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