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Our Top 10 Favorite Plumbing Jokes

October 9th, 2014 by gtowsley Leave a reply »


Sometimes you just have to laugh! Plumbing jokes are a great way to add a little humor to your day. Over the years we have come across many plumbing jokes that gave us a chuckle and today we have decided to post our top 10 favorite plumbing jokes.

 plumbing jokes

  1. Whats the difference between a Dr. and a plumber? A Dr. washes his hands after he uses the restroom, a plumber washes his hands before he uses the restroom. 

  2. A plumber was called to a doctor’s house to do a job. The task was not as big as expected, just some general maintenance and was completed in an hour. After the job was completed the plumber filled out his paper work and handed the doctor a bill for $225. ”Two-hundred twenty five dollars,” the doctor exclaimed, “Why I am a doctor and don’t make that much.” The plumber looked at the doctor and retorted, “I know. I didn’t make that much when I was a doctor either.” 

  3. Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on…..” 

  4. In what way is a Dr. and a plumber alike? They both bury their mistakes. 

  5. How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A boss to tell the plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, and a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.

  6. A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are layers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, plumbing jokes“Oh, he’s a plumber. Someone had to pay for their education.” 

  7. A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too!

  8. A plumber is called out to fix a lady’s washing machine. After studying the issue for a few seconds the plumber takes out a large hammer and whacks the washing machine on the side. The washer starts working again. The plumber hands the lady a bill for $200. ”Two-hundred dollars!” the lady exclaims, “You are going to  have to itemize this bill for me.” The plumber takes out his pen and writes on the bill, “$5 for whacking washing machine with hammer, $195 for knowing where to whack it!”

  9. Your family’s crap is my family’s bread and butter.

  10. A good flush beats a full house every time.

What are your favorite plumbing jokes? Have you heard any new plumbing jokes lately? Comment below with any plumbing jokes you would like to add!

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