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Have You Heard These Plumbing Jokes?

May 29th, 2016 by gtowsley Leave a reply »

Have You Heard These Plumbing Jokes?

funny plumbing jokes

VLPA,, 05/29/2016


Need to take a little break for a good laugh? Here some some great plumbing jokes!


How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to get the beer and one to call the electrician. 

What do you call a person who picks plums? A plumber! 

Don’t be racist, be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican 


Three Plumbers and three Electricians are about to board a train to a Teamsters convention. The Electricians notice that the Plumbers bought only one ticket between them. The Electricians ask the Plumbers how they plan on getting to the convention. “Watch and learn,” one of the Plumbers tells them. As soon as the train leaves the station, the three plumbers rush from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom. When the conductor comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says “ticket please!” The door opens a crack and the one ticket is handed to the conductor. The electricians are impressed, and decide that’s what they will do on the trip back. Then on the return trip, the electricians notice that the plumbers haven’t bought any tickets. “How do you plan on getting home without any tickets?” they ask. “Watch and learn,” one of the Plumbers tells them. As soon as the train leaves the station, the three electricians hurry for the restroom. A few moments later, one of the plumbers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says, “ticket please!” 

 The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, “Would it be okay for me to take a bath while you’re eating lunch?” The plumber stopped working, sat on the toilet and replied, “It’s okay with me lady, as long as you don’t splash my sandwiches.”


A plumber took a job at a house with a large dog and a parrot. The owner, sensing the plumber’s nerves, told the man that the dog was fine, just don’t ever, ever talk to the parrot. Relieved, the plumber started working, the dog sitting there watching him the whole time. After about 20 minutes, the parrot unleashed the nastiest tirade of insults at the plumber who, after a few minutes of this, told the parrot to shut up. The parrot replied, “Sick ‘em, Rex!”

funny plumbing jokes

Strittmatter,, 05/29/2016


We hope you enjoyed these plumbing jokes! Do you have any funny plumbing jokes you would like to share? Lets here them!


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