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Funny Plumbing and HVAC Memes

February 8th, 2017

 Plumbing memes have proven to not only provide much needed comic relief but also serve as educational tools. What better way to demonstrate what not to do than to make a plumbing meme out of it? We’ve put together a few funny plumbing memes, HVAC memes, and general household repair memes. 

 

 

 

 

Have you seen any funny plumbing memes or HVAC memes that you would like to share? Comment below! For more funny plumbing memes or other plumbing related topics please visit www.growplumbing.com.

 

 

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May 29th, 2016

Have You Heard These Plumbing Jokes?

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Need to take a little break for a good laugh? Here some some great plumbing jokes!

 

How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to get the beer and one to call the electrician. 


What do you call a person who picks plums? A plumber! 


Don’t be racist, be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican 

 

Three Plumbers and three Electricians are about to board a train to a Teamsters convention. The Electricians notice that the Plumbers bought only one ticket between them. The Electricians ask the Plumbers how they plan on getting to the convention. “Watch and learn,” one of the Plumbers tells them. As soon as the train leaves the station, the three plumbers rush from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom. When the conductor comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says “ticket please!” The door opens a crack and the one ticket is handed to the conductor. The electricians are impressed, and decide that’s what they will do on the trip back. Then on the return trip, the electricians notice that the plumbers haven’t bought any tickets. “How do you plan on getting home without any tickets?” they ask. “Watch and learn,” one of the Plumbers tells them. As soon as the train leaves the station, the three electricians hurry for the restroom. A few moments later, one of the plumbers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says, “ticket please!” 

 The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, “Would it be okay for me to take a bath while you’re eating lunch?” The plumber stopped working, sat on the toilet and replied, “It’s okay with me lady, as long as you don’t splash my sandwiches.”

 

A plumber took a job at a house with a large dog and a parrot. The owner, sensing the plumber’s nerves, told the man that the dog was fine, just don’t ever, ever talk to the parrot. Relieved, the plumber started working, the dog sitting there watching him the whole time. After about 20 minutes, the parrot unleashed the nastiest tirade of insults at the plumber who, after a few minutes of this, told the parrot to shut up. The parrot replied, “Sick ‘em, Rex!”

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We hope you enjoyed these plumbing jokes! Do you have any funny plumbing jokes you would like to share? Lets here them!

 

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Funny Plumbing- Plumbing Memes

March 29th, 2016

 

We love a good meme, especially a good plumbing meme. Over the last several years we have seen an onset of super funny plumbing memes, and we just had to share them. After all funny plumbing makes for a good way to start the day, and sometimes you just have to laugh. Here are our favorite funny plumbing memes. We hope you get a good chuckle.

 

 

 

 

 

Got any good plumbing jokes or funny plumbing memes you would like to share? Comment below! For more funny plumbing tales and visit www.growplumbing.com.

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Funny Pets & Funny Plumbing

August 8th, 2015

 

We feel its important to see the humor in things, especially funny plumbing. Lets face it there are a lot of funny plumbing jokes out there, However there are a lot of funny pets out there too! When you combine both funny pets and funny plumbing you get a double dose of funny. So to brighten your day we present you with funny pets and funny plumbing, a pleasantly funny combination.

 

 

 

We hope you enjoyed funny pets and funny plumbing. There is nothing like a bit of humor to brighten your day. Have you come across any funny pets while your out an about? Comment below about your encounter with funny pets and funny plumbing below!

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December 11th, 2014

 

Desperate times call for desperate measures, or a crafty sense of engineering and some duct tape, we’re not sure. Now there are many capable handy men out there, well qualified to make plumbing repairs and other household repairs themselves, but non of them made it on our list today! Remember if you are not qualified to make plumbing repairs and other household repairs yourself you should leave it to the professionals! Some of these repair jobs just amaze us! What do you think?

 

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Duct tape...the go to for any quick plumbing or other household repair.

 

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Ah the old beer can shower head! What a way to recycle!

 

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You don't have to just use duct tape, there are many other kinds of tape out there!

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Yes! That's all we have to say!

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2 in 1 space saver!

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What in the world?

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This plumbing repair was not performed by a qualified plumber.

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Pennywise! When your in a pinch!

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Now that't not right!

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No words!

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Didn't anybody ever tell these boys that electricity does not mix with water!

Remember safety always comes first! That’s why it is so important to call a professional plumber or handyman for any plumbing repairs and other household repairs! Or simply go to the Jacuzzi store!

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The Best Plumber Halloween Costumes!

October 27th, 2014

Its that time of year again! Halloween is just around the corner. Deciding on a Halloween costume can be challenging for some. Of course you want it to be creative and stand out, maybe win a prize in the costume contest. There are a ton of choices out there, even plumber Halloween costumes! We found some plumber Halloween costumes that are truly original; some funny some even scary! So if you haven’t decided on your Halloween costume yet you still have plenty of time. Here are our favorite plumber Halloween costumes!

 

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A for effort. This is an original idea for a plumber Halloween costume! http://goo.gl/btm5kB

 

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Even man's best friend is getting in on the action! Pet friendly plumber Halloween costume!http://goo.gl/w7TnIn

 

 

 

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For some comic relief here is a funny plumber Halloween costume! http://goo.gl/qXRg3t

 

 

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Zombie Mario! This plumber Halloween costume sure is scary! http://goo.gl/WWY5Og

 

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We love Mario! Definitely a fun plumber Halloween costume!

 

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Aren't they cute! We love the attention to detail in these plumber Halloween costumes!

 If you do decide to go as a plumber for Halloween you can make it funny or even scary. The best part is you already have all the tools or props so you can save a little money on your Halloween costume! Which plumber Halloween costume was your favorite? Have you seen any plumber Halloween costumes that you would like to share?

 

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Our Top 10 Favorite Plumbing Jokes

October 9th, 2014

 

Sometimes you just have to laugh! Plumbing jokes are a great way to add a little humor to your day. Over the years we have come across many plumbing jokes that gave us a chuckle and today we have decided to post our top 10 favorite plumbing jokes.

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  1. Whats the difference between a Dr. and a plumber? A Dr. washes his hands after he uses the restroom, a plumber washes his hands before he uses the restroom. 

  2. A plumber was called to a doctor’s house to do a job. The task was not as big as expected, just some general maintenance and was completed in an hour. After the job was completed the plumber filled out his paper work and handed the doctor a bill for $225. ”Two-hundred twenty five dollars,” the doctor exclaimed, “Why I am a doctor and don’t make that much.” The plumber looked at the doctor and retorted, “I know. I didn’t make that much when I was a doctor either.” 

  3. Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on…..” 

  4. In what way is a Dr. and a plumber alike? They both bury their mistakes. 

  5. How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A boss to tell the plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, and a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.

  6. A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are layers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, plumbing jokes“Oh, he’s a plumber. Someone had to pay for their education.” 

  7. A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too!

  8. A plumber is called out to fix a lady’s washing machine. After studying the issue for a few seconds the plumber takes out a large hammer and whacks the washing machine on the side. The washer starts working again. The plumber hands the lady a bill for $200. ”Two-hundred dollars!” the lady exclaims, “You are going to  have to itemize this bill for me.” The plumber takes out his pen and writes on the bill, “$5 for whacking washing machine with hammer, $195 for knowing where to whack it!”

  9. Your family’s crap is my family’s bread and butter.

  10. A good flush beats a full house every time.

What are your favorite plumbing jokes? Have you heard any new plumbing jokes lately? Comment below with any plumbing jokes you would like to add!

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January 26th, 2014

 

Sometimes some of the craziest plumbing disasters make for some of the funniest plumbing situations. One of our favorite past times is finding some of the funniest plumbing disasters and sharing them with you! Here are our latest finds! These plumbing disasters are perfect examples of why sometimes it is better to leave it to the professionals! We hope you enjoy these snapshots of plumbing disasters!

 

 

 

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Sure why not?
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Natures calling!
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Wonder who came up with this one?
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Sometimes you have to use what you have!
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Sometimes you have to think outside the box!
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September 25th, 2013

 

For some reason some people cannot resist the urge to make plumbing repairs themselves. Although we cannot deny the sheer ingenuity of some of these plumbing repairs or plumbing contraptions, as we like to call them, these just go to remind us why it is so important to have a professional make plumbing repairs. Time to take a little break from the day and enjoy some humorous plumbing repairs jobs!

 

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This plumbing repair was well thought out!

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Pure Ingenuity!

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Now this doesn't necessarily constitute a plumbing repairs, but we thought it was an interesting concept!

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Teeter tottering on some cinder blocks, remember safety comes first!

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Enough said on this plumbing repair!

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Another great display of stacking capabilities and balance!

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We think their ratio might be off by just a little

Safety comes first, and when plumbing repairs are not done correctly the integrity and safety of the area becomes questionable. That is why it is so important to not only have plumbing repairs completed by a professional, but a professional that has a good work ethic as well as the desire to continue their education when t comes to plumbing knowledge. Things are consistently changing and continued education through seminars etc. is a great way to stay abreast of new codes and regulations, safety practices, and plumbing trends.

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