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Funny Plumbing and HVAC Memes

February 8th, 2017

 Plumbing memes have proven to not only provide much needed comic relief but also serve as educational tools. What better way to demonstrate what not to do than to make a plumbing meme out of it? We’ve put together a few funny plumbing memes, HVAC memes, and general household repair memes. 

 

 

 

 

Have you seen any funny plumbing memes or HVAC memes that you would like to share? Comment below! For more funny plumbing memes or other plumbing related topics please visit www.growplumbing.com.

 

 

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Funny Pets & Funny Plumbing

August 8th, 2015

 

We feel its important to see the humor in things, especially funny plumbing. Lets face it there are a lot of funny plumbing jokes out there, However there are a lot of funny pets out there too! When you combine both funny pets and funny plumbing you get a double dose of funny. So to brighten your day we present you with funny pets and funny plumbing, a pleasantly funny combination.

 

 

 

We hope you enjoyed funny pets and funny plumbing. There is nothing like a bit of humor to brighten your day. Have you come across any funny pets while your out an about? Comment below about your encounter with funny pets and funny plumbing below!

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Our Top 10 Favorite Plumbing Jokes

October 9th, 2014

 

Sometimes you just have to laugh! Plumbing jokes are a great way to add a little humor to your day. Over the years we have come across many plumbing jokes that gave us a chuckle and today we have decided to post our top 10 favorite plumbing jokes.

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  1. Whats the difference between a Dr. and a plumber? A Dr. washes his hands after he uses the restroom, a plumber washes his hands before he uses the restroom. 

  2. A plumber was called to a doctor’s house to do a job. The task was not as big as expected, just some general maintenance and was completed in an hour. After the job was completed the plumber filled out his paper work and handed the doctor a bill for $225. ”Two-hundred twenty five dollars,” the doctor exclaimed, “Why I am a doctor and don’t make that much.” The plumber looked at the doctor and retorted, “I know. I didn’t make that much when I was a doctor either.” 

  3. Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on…..” 

  4. In what way is a Dr. and a plumber alike? They both bury their mistakes. 

  5. How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A boss to tell the plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, and a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.

  6. A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are layers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, plumbing jokes“Oh, he’s a plumber. Someone had to pay for their education.” 

  7. A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too!

  8. A plumber is called out to fix a lady’s washing machine. After studying the issue for a few seconds the plumber takes out a large hammer and whacks the washing machine on the side. The washer starts working again. The plumber hands the lady a bill for $200. ”Two-hundred dollars!” the lady exclaims, “You are going to  have to itemize this bill for me.” The plumber takes out his pen and writes on the bill, “$5 for whacking washing machine with hammer, $195 for knowing where to whack it!”

  9. Your family’s crap is my family’s bread and butter.

  10. A good flush beats a full house every time.

What are your favorite plumbing jokes? Have you heard any new plumbing jokes lately? Comment below with any plumbing jokes you would like to add!

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June 19th, 2013

 Every now and then we like to share some of the funniest plumbing jokes we come across. Plumbing jokes offer great comic relief during the a stressful day and are a great way to lighten the mood. Here are a few of our new favorite plumbing jokes. We hope these plumbing jokes give you a good chuckle!

 

  • There just happened to be a lawyer convention and a plumber convention in Oregon at the same time. There was a party of three plumbers and three lawyers leaving California and taking the train to the conventions. As they were standing in line for tickets, the lawyers noticed that the plumbers only bought one ticket. The lawyers bought their three tickets and boarded the train but watched the plumbers to see how they were going to get by with only one ticket.

After boarding, the three plumbers squeezed into a restroom. Finally the porter came by and knocked on the door as he said, “Ticket please”. The door cracked open and an arm reached out and gave the porter the ticket.

After the conventions, the lawyers decided to do the same thing so they only purchased one ticket. However they noticed the plumbers didn’t purchase any tickets at all. They weren’t too concerned though because -hey- they were saving some bucks right? Well, they all boarded the train and the lawyers packed into a tiny restroom. After a few minutes, one of the plumbers came by and knocked on the door saying, “Ticket please.”

 

  • How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (We have 2 possible answers for this plumbing joke)

 Three – A boss to tell the plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, and a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.

 Two- A plumber to get the beer and a plumber to call the electrician

 

  • A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too!

 

  • Plumbing is the only profession where you will here “Be sure your joints have lots of dope in them”

 

  •  A local doctor called a plumber out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked. He insisted that it was urgent and needed to be attended to immediately. Upon arrival the plumber lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said ‘If it’s still there in the morning, give us another ring.’

 

  • Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on…..”

 

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We hope you found these plumbing jokes as funny as we did! Do you have any funny plumbing jokes? Comment your funny plumbing jokes below! For more funny plumbing jokes please visit www.growplumbing.com.

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