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Funny Plumbing and HVAC Memes

February 8th, 2017

 Plumbing memes have proven to not only provide much needed comic relief but also serve as educational tools. What better way to demonstrate what not to do than to make a plumbing meme out of it? We’ve put together a few funny plumbing memes, HVAC memes, and general household repair memes. 

 

 

 

 

Have you seen any funny plumbing memes or HVAC memes that you would like to share? Comment below! For more funny plumbing memes or other plumbing related topics please visit www.growplumbing.com.

 

 

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Have You Heard These Plumbing Jokes?

May 29th, 2016

Have You Heard These Plumbing Jokes?

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Need to take a little break for a good laugh? Here some some great plumbing jokes!

 

How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to get the beer and one to call the electrician. 


What do you call a person who picks plums? A plumber! 


Don’t be racist, be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican 

 

Three Plumbers and three Electricians are about to board a train to a Teamsters convention. The Electricians notice that the Plumbers bought only one ticket between them. The Electricians ask the Plumbers how they plan on getting to the convention. “Watch and learn,” one of the Plumbers tells them. As soon as the train leaves the station, the three plumbers rush from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom. When the conductor comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says “ticket please!” The door opens a crack and the one ticket is handed to the conductor. The electricians are impressed, and decide that’s what they will do on the trip back. Then on the return trip, the electricians notice that the plumbers haven’t bought any tickets. “How do you plan on getting home without any tickets?” they ask. “Watch and learn,” one of the Plumbers tells them. As soon as the train leaves the station, the three electricians hurry for the restroom. A few moments later, one of the plumbers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says, “ticket please!” 

 The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, “Would it be okay for me to take a bath while you’re eating lunch?” The plumber stopped working, sat on the toilet and replied, “It’s okay with me lady, as long as you don’t splash my sandwiches.”

 

A plumber took a job at a house with a large dog and a parrot. The owner, sensing the plumber’s nerves, told the man that the dog was fine, just don’t ever, ever talk to the parrot. Relieved, the plumber started working, the dog sitting there watching him the whole time. After about 20 minutes, the parrot unleashed the nastiest tirade of insults at the plumber who, after a few minutes of this, told the parrot to shut up. The parrot replied, “Sick ‘em, Rex!”

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We hope you enjoyed these plumbing jokes! Do you have any funny plumbing jokes you would like to share? Lets here them!

 

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Funny Pets & Funny Plumbing

August 8th, 2015

 

We feel its important to see the humor in things, especially funny plumbing. Lets face it there are a lot of funny plumbing jokes out there, However there are a lot of funny pets out there too! When you combine both funny pets and funny plumbing you get a double dose of funny. So to brighten your day we present you with funny pets and funny plumbing, a pleasantly funny combination.

 

 

 

We hope you enjoyed funny pets and funny plumbing. There is nothing like a bit of humor to brighten your day. Have you come across any funny pets while your out an about? Comment below about your encounter with funny pets and funny plumbing below!

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Our Top 10 Favorite Plumbing Jokes

October 9th, 2014

 

Sometimes you just have to laugh! Plumbing jokes are a great way to add a little humor to your day. Over the years we have come across many plumbing jokes that gave us a chuckle and today we have decided to post our top 10 favorite plumbing jokes.

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  1. Whats the difference between a Dr. and a plumber? A Dr. washes his hands after he uses the restroom, a plumber washes his hands before he uses the restroom. 

  2. A plumber was called to a doctor’s house to do a job. The task was not as big as expected, just some general maintenance and was completed in an hour. After the job was completed the plumber filled out his paper work and handed the doctor a bill for $225. ”Two-hundred twenty five dollars,” the doctor exclaimed, “Why I am a doctor and don’t make that much.” The plumber looked at the doctor and retorted, “I know. I didn’t make that much when I was a doctor either.” 

  3. Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on…..” 

  4. In what way is a Dr. and a plumber alike? They both bury their mistakes. 

  5. How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A boss to tell the plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, and a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.

  6. A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are layers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, plumbing jokes“Oh, he’s a plumber. Someone had to pay for their education.” 

  7. A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too!

  8. A plumber is called out to fix a lady’s washing machine. After studying the issue for a few seconds the plumber takes out a large hammer and whacks the washing machine on the side. The washer starts working again. The plumber hands the lady a bill for $200. ”Two-hundred dollars!” the lady exclaims, “You are going to  have to itemize this bill for me.” The plumber takes out his pen and writes on the bill, “$5 for whacking washing machine with hammer, $195 for knowing where to whack it!”

  9. Your family’s crap is my family’s bread and butter.

  10. A good flush beats a full house every time.

What are your favorite plumbing jokes? Have you heard any new plumbing jokes lately? Comment below with any plumbing jokes you would like to add!

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June 19th, 2013

 Every now and then we like to share some of the funniest plumbing jokes we come across. Plumbing jokes offer great comic relief during the a stressful day and are a great way to lighten the mood. Here are a few of our new favorite plumbing jokes. We hope these plumbing jokes give you a good chuckle!

 

  • There just happened to be a lawyer convention and a plumber convention in Oregon at the same time. There was a party of three plumbers and three lawyers leaving California and taking the train to the conventions. As they were standing in line for tickets, the lawyers noticed that the plumbers only bought one ticket. The lawyers bought their three tickets and boarded the train but watched the plumbers to see how they were going to get by with only one ticket.

After boarding, the three plumbers squeezed into a restroom. Finally the porter came by and knocked on the door as he said, “Ticket please”. The door cracked open and an arm reached out and gave the porter the ticket.

After the conventions, the lawyers decided to do the same thing so they only purchased one ticket. However they noticed the plumbers didn’t purchase any tickets at all. They weren’t too concerned though because -hey- they were saving some bucks right? Well, they all boarded the train and the lawyers packed into a tiny restroom. After a few minutes, one of the plumbers came by and knocked on the door saying, “Ticket please.”

 

  • How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (We have 2 possible answers for this plumbing joke)

 Three – A boss to tell the plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, and a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.

 Two- A plumber to get the beer and a plumber to call the electrician

 

  • A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak and fix one too!

 

  • Plumbing is the only profession where you will here “Be sure your joints have lots of dope in them”

 

  •  A local doctor called a plumber out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked. He insisted that it was urgent and needed to be attended to immediately. Upon arrival the plumber lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said ‘If it’s still there in the morning, give us another ring.’

 

  • Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on…..”

 

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We hope you found these plumbing jokes as funny as we did! Do you have any funny plumbing jokes? Comment your funny plumbing jokes below! For more funny plumbing jokes please visit www.growplumbing.com.

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Some of The Funniest Plumbing Jokes Ever!

February 17th, 2013

 

Plumbing jokes have been around since the dawn of plumbing. Everyday plumbers diligently go to work serving the public to keep their plumbing systems in check, and they take it all in stride. Ever the good sport, plumbers seem to relish and delight in the hilarious past time of plumbing jokes, which in the long run make the job more enjoyable. Every day our noble plumbers work hard at maintaining our plumbing systems and keeping them in proper working order.  Plumbing jobs can sometimes be a little stressful. We have found plumbing jokes to be a great way boost morale and improve productivity.  We hope you get a good chuckle from these plumbing jokes! Comment below with your favorite! 

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  • A plumber was called to a doctor’s house to do a job. The task was not as big as expected, just some general maintenance and was completed in an hour. After the job was completed the plumber filled out his paper work and handed the doctor a bill for $225. ”Two-hundred twenty five dollars,” the doctor exclaimed, “Why I am a doctor and don’t make that much.” The plumber looked at the doctor and retorted, “I know. I didn’t make that much when I was a doctor either.”

 

  • A plumber was called out to fix a leaky pipe. He was quite pleased when he got to the house and found a very actractive looking lady of the house. Over the course of his time there the plumber and the lady got real friendly. They were having fun. The phone rang and the lady answered. “That was my husband,” she told the plumber, ”He’s going to be home at 6:30. You can come back around 8 after he leaves and we can finish what we were doing.” The plumber looked at  the lady astonished, “What! On my own time!!”

 

  • A proud father was showing off a picture of his five sons to a lady. The lady told him he had some fine sons and asked what they did. “Oh, the two on the left are doctors. The two on the right are lawyers.” The man hesitated for a second and the lady asked, “What does the middle one do?” “He’s a plumber,” the father exclaimed, “Someone had to pay for the other’s educations!”

 

  • A plumber is called out to fix a lady’s washing machine. After studying the issue for a few seconds the plumber takes out a large hammer and whacks the washing machine on the side. The washer starts working again. The plumber hands the lady a bill for $200. ”Two-hundred dollars!” the lady exclaims, “You are going to  have to itemize this bill for me.” The plumber takes out his pen and writes on the bill, “$5 for whacking washing machine with hammer, $195 for knowing where to whack it!”

 

  • A Texan is admiring Niagara Falls. As the tremendous amount of water flows over the falls a local walks up to the Texan and says, “I bet you don’t have anything like that where you are from.” “No we don’t,” admits the Texan, “But we have plumbers that can fix it!”

 

  • A cesspool was leaking so the plumbers were called out to fix it. A master plumber and an apprentice plumber arrived at the job. The master plumber immediately jumps into the mess and comes back up and tells the apprentice, “I need a 5.5″ wrench.” The master plumber dives back in and comes up saying, “I needed a 6.5″    wrench.” The apprentice hands the master plumber the wrong wrench. Finding this out the master plumber comes up again and says to the apprentice, “You gave me the wrong wrench. Pay attention or you are going to be the guy who passes the wrench all his life.”

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A little humor goes a long way when a plumber is having a rough day. Plumbing jokes offer a great way to reenergize and have a little fun on the job! We hope you enjoyed these plumbing jokes as much as we did!

Comment below or send us your favorite plumbing joke and we will update this post with your joke and we will link to you. 

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Plumbing Jokes A Collections Of The Best Plumbing Jokes

November 26th, 2011

We have compiled a list of our favorite plumbing jokes. Add a comment below this post with your favorite plumbing joke. If we add your plumbing  joke, you will be entered into our iPad giveaway contest

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I once worked with a plumber in New York City that said, ‘Every time you flush your toilet you’re putting food in my family’s mouth.

 

What’s the difference between a doctor and a plumber?
A doctor washes his hands AFTER he has gone potty, but a plumber washes his hands BEFORE he goes potty.

 

 Your crap is my family’s bread & butter.

 

A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are lawyers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, “Oh, he’s a plumber. Someone had to pay for all the others educations.

 

 A good flush beats a full house every time.

 

A plumber is the only guy I know who can take a leak…and fix it also!

 

In what way is a Doctor & Plumber alike? They both bury their mistakes.

 

Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on…..

 

How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three…A boss to tell a plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, a helper to get his electrician friend to do it on the side.  Two…One to get the beer and one to call the electrician.

 

A local doctor called us out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked. He insisted that it was urgent and that we attend immediately. Upon arrival we lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said ‘If it’s still there in the morning, give us another ring.’”

 

Plumbing is the only profession where you’ll hear your boss say, “Be sure your ‘joints’ have lots of ‘Dope’ in them!”

 

There was a story of a plumber being called to a doctor’s home to do some work. After working for about an hour, the plumber gave the M.D. a bill for $200. The doctor said, “Good Gracious Man! I have been to medical school and residency and have been practicing medicine for over 20 years and I can’t charge that kind of money!” The plumber smiled and said, “Yeah, I couldn’t either when I was in practice.

Comment below or contact us with your favorite plumbing joke. If we print your plumbing joke on this post, we will write a dedicated blog post about you and your business. Also, if we publish your plumbing joke, you will be entered into our iPad giveaway contest.

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